Friday, 14 September 2012
An Open Discussion With Stephanie & Sierra
A random conversation between me and Sierra. Just to prove we're crazy.
Stephanie: You know what whats unfair about men and women?
Sierra: That men can walk around topless, but women can't. ...Not that I'd want to.
Stephanie: Yeah, and you know what sucks? Girls have to have it all, but guys can have a totally have a totally ugly face and all people care about is if they have abs. Like The Situation
Sierra: Ryan gosling totally has it all. He's hot.
Stephanie: Leave my fish alone.
Sierra: Can I feed him?
Stephanie: How much are you feeding him?
Sierra: This much.
Stephanie: Sierra, that's way to much, I don't want him fat, give him like, two pieces.
Sierra: fine... (to Bubbles) EAT IT EAT!!!!!!! YAY!
Sierra: Can I feed another piece?
Sierra: Yay! (dramatic pause) He's not eating it.
Stephanie: He's full, leave him alone. Oooh, wait, listen, McDonald's is giving away free coffee. (yells out window to mother) MOM! I want a free coffee from McDonald's!
Sierra: I don't trust you with coffee, Stephanie.
Stephanie: Yeah, well, I don't trust you with Nestea. Or cookies.
Sierra: I'm still upset about you finishing my cookies.
Stephanie: Sierra, they were my cookies and they were finished -by you- last time you came over.
Sierra: Yeah, well.... (more dramatic pausing) I want more.
Stephanie: Le sigh.